Monday Sep 9 @ 07:06am

cornsaladsurprise:

barbietalkingtownhouse:

somebody photoshop a nose piercing on one of my pictures

i wanna see what i look like 

:*

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Monday Sep 9 @ 07:06am

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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Monday Sep 9 @ 07:01am

lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 

Monday Sep 9 @ 07:00am
Monday Sep 9 @ 06:50am
This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches! Fuck the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the muthafuckin’ club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh
Sylvia Plath (via mossycoat) Monday Sep 9 @ 06:49am

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

Monday Sep 9 @ 12:36am
I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong. Lemony Snicket  (via neverseemtostay) Monday Sep 9 @ 12:36am

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

Monday Sep 9 @ 12:35am

whoredinarygirl:

it’s not murder if you say sorry after

Monday Sep 9 @ 12:34am

zackisontumblr:

i’m just kidding
unless you’re okay with what i just said 

Monday Sep 9 @ 12:33am
Monday Sep 9 @ 12:33am
Monday Sep 9 @ 12:30am

ctrayn:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore

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Monday Sep 9 @ 12:29am
Sunday Aug 8 @ 01:27pm
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